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Police in Radnor, Pa., interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.
A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid was eating ants, the dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and should be fine, the mother says, I just gave him some ant killer.....Dispatcher: Rush him in to Emergency!
Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's right." So shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.
Just goes to show you that lots of people are either incredibly stupid... or this is just a sick, twisted joke to make you think they are :)
I've personally been through the third one, only the other way around: I've asked the customer if they wanted a dozen wings, or half. They don't know how many are in either -_-; Asked if there were 10 in a dozen. Sometimes asked if 18 made a dozen. Insanity.
A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid was eating ants, the dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and should be fine, the mother says, I just gave him some ant killer.....Dispatcher: Rush him in to Emergency!
Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's right." So shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.
Just goes to show you that lots of people are either incredibly stupid... or this is just a sick, twisted joke to make you think they are :)
I've personally been through the third one, only the other way around: I've asked the customer if they wanted a dozen wings, or half. They don't know how many are in either -_-; Asked if there were 10 in a dozen. Sometimes asked if 18 made a dozen. Insanity.
