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Going after the padawan.
*> Filch does not have a sister named Magenta.
*> Hogwarts does not have a student council. Even if it did, they would not wear the rose seal. Therefore I will cease going after the prefects with a sword.
*> The Giant Squid has never made an appearance in any hentai film.
*> It is wrong to refer to Aragog as "Charlotte".
*> Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda.
*> When someone accuses me of not wearing any drawers, I should ignore them. Attempting to prove them wrong is indecent.
-Especially if I can't.
*> Dumbledore is not Santa, he does not wish for me to sit on his knee and demand presents, especially not in June.
*> My headmaster's name is Albus Dumbledore, not "Gandalf."
*> When given a directive by my house prefect, I should not insist that "we don't need no stinking badges."
*> When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June battle of Good v. Evil, I will not lift my wand skyward and shout, "There can be only ONE!"
*> I will not tell the Muggleborn first-years that the Forbidden Forest's real name is Mirkwood.
*> I am not to conjure the words "DRINK ME" onto the vial of any potion in Snape's classroom.
*> Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from "Phantom of the Opera."
*> I will not refer to the Accio charm as "The Force".
*> I will no longer wear a hood, walk up to Harry, and claim to be his real father.
*> Sending rings to the nine senior faculty at Yuletide, with the return address "Voldemort", is not funny.
*> Calling Professor Flitwick "Willow" and asking him about Madmartigan is not an appropriate question for classtime.
Yeah, that's enough :D
http://www.livejournal.com/users/atalantapendrag/164111.html
*> Filch does not have a sister named Magenta.
*> Hogwarts does not have a student council. Even if it did, they would not wear the rose seal. Therefore I will cease going after the prefects with a sword.
*> The Giant Squid has never made an appearance in any hentai film.
*> It is wrong to refer to Aragog as "Charlotte".
*> Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda.
*> When someone accuses me of not wearing any drawers, I should ignore them. Attempting to prove them wrong is indecent.
-Especially if I can't.
*> Dumbledore is not Santa, he does not wish for me to sit on his knee and demand presents, especially not in June.
*> My headmaster's name is Albus Dumbledore, not "Gandalf."
*> When given a directive by my house prefect, I should not insist that "we don't need no stinking badges."
*> When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June battle of Good v. Evil, I will not lift my wand skyward and shout, "There can be only ONE!"
*> I will not tell the Muggleborn first-years that the Forbidden Forest's real name is Mirkwood.
*> I am not to conjure the words "DRINK ME" onto the vial of any potion in Snape's classroom.
*> Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from "Phantom of the Opera."
*> I will not refer to the Accio charm as "The Force".
*> I will no longer wear a hood, walk up to Harry, and claim to be his real father.
*> Sending rings to the nine senior faculty at Yuletide, with the return address "Voldemort", is not funny.
*> Calling Professor Flitwick "Willow" and asking him about Madmartigan is not an appropriate question for classtime.
Yeah, that's enough :D
http://www.livejournal.com/users/atalantapendrag/164111.html
