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...why is it that when I have a day off, I actually don't have a day off? Why is it that I just have an honorary 'day away from Pizza Hut' instead of an actual day off?

Why does everyone decide that Ashley does nothing, therefore can do everything? :P

I just want to go back to sleep, and da's drafted me to go with him to Richmond to get bread for the sheep and goats...

...bah, I tell thee, bah.

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Updated midnights_pawn

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( Fire! Fire! Bwahahaha! )

-- Forward --

>>>In Honor of Stupid People
>>>In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

>>>On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Damn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

>>>On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

>>>On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....)

>>>On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).


>>>On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well... duh, a bit late, huh!)

>>>On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)

>>>On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time)?

>>>On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

>>>On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because???....)

>>>On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what)?

>>>On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

>>>On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

>>>On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

>>>On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

>>>On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

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Listening to this song (*points to currents*) reminded me that I talked to Jim (my cousin) for about two seconds yesterday. His MSN picture is that of Tiffany's (his fiance) left hand, showing off her engagement ring. d'Awwww :P

Anyway, song brings up 'groomsmen' and I remembered that I had wanted to ask him if he had his best man (obviously, he'll be asking Elliot to be his best man, I have no doubt in my mind about that)...

...but I was going to offer to be one of his 'groomsmen' because I'm silly like that X) (The fact that Tiffany has oodles of people she's already asked to be there and he's like 'dhur... Elliot. Maybe some of the people from the band at college...', I think it would be appropriate to at least ask if he needed someone :P )

PS -- too / amusing

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