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>>>In Honor of Stupid People
>>>In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
>>>On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Damn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
>>>On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)
>>>On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....)
>>>On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
>>>On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well... duh, a bit late, huh!)
>>>On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)
>>>On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time)?
>>>On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
>>>On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because???....)
>>>On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what)?
>>>On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
>>>On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
>>>On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
>>>On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
>>>On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
>>>In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
>>>On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Damn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
>>>On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)
>>>On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....)
>>>On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
>>>On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well... duh, a bit late, huh!)
>>>On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)
>>>On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time)?
>>>On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
>>>On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because???....)
>>>On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what)?
>>>On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
>>>On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
>>>On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
>>>On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
>>>On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
