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I wanted to let you know that the pic has arrived, and with only a little bending compliments of our illiterate post office. Strange, they can read the address, but not the warning about not bending....

Really, it is in fine shape, and should straighten out. I really love your clear and precise use of colors (how did you manage that?) and gracefull lines.

I hope we can do another some day, so please keep me in mind. I also think you should charge more.

The adding of the claws on the gryphon's hind feet worked nicely, I think, as does the feather tied to his tail. Bravo.

I await your kind reply, should you wish to do another pic for me.

Kit

YAY!! XD

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Something's missing...

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A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES

He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and he drives on without a second thought.

Soon he sees another sign, which says:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES

Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are for real.... Then he drives past a third sign saying:

SISTERS OF ST.FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT

His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?"

He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing business."

"Very well, my son. Please follow me."

The man is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man,

"Please knock on this door."

He does as he is told and another nun in a long habit, holding a tincup answers the door. This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway." He gets $100 out of his wallet and places it in the second nuns cup.

He trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut behind him.. As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another small sign:

GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED
BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.

SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER

...

Well... I thought it was funny X)
Its thundering, now >>;

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I give up on the layout.

I just give up. It was crap, anyway.

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Things just... aren't right.

...so much so that I'm turning in to bed in a few minutes. How strange is that?

I have a sore on the inside of my mouth. >>; It hurts. A lot. And its getting on my nerves because its been there for four days and was healing over yesterday, but is back, worse than it was, today.

...I can't get the mare right on this commission. My mind is, obviously, elsewhere.

...chestnut mare. How the hell does one get a chestnut colour? Damned if I know, I've tried several approaches to this and none chalk up.

...the kittens wanted to play behind the new canvases, so I had to hide them. Silly kittens.

Mum says she loves you :P
Come to Virginia. We'll have lunch.