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Jun. 22nd, 2005 11:22 pm“Kill him, Anakin!’
“I can’t kill him!” Anakin wailed. “I can’t do it! It’s not the Jedi way and stuff!”
“He’s killing me!” Palpatine (aka Sidious) wailed.
“Don’t listen to him!” Windu yelled. “I mean yeah I’m killing him, but the old gaffer deserves it!”
Anakin felt Torn and Conflicted.
“If you kill him, I’ll give you his purple light saber!” Sidious wailed.
“Dude!” Anakin sliced Windu to bits and tossed his carcass out the window.
“Ha ha, now you’re part of the Dark Side!” Sidious cackled, and did a little happy dance around the room.
“Damn,” Anakin muttered, “My mother always said that my downfall would be my love of purple.”
XDD
http://www.livejournal.com/users/chzbrgr_of_doom/129710.html
“I can’t kill him!” Anakin wailed. “I can’t do it! It’s not the Jedi way and stuff!”
“He’s killing me!” Palpatine (aka Sidious) wailed.
“Don’t listen to him!” Windu yelled. “I mean yeah I’m killing him, but the old gaffer deserves it!”
Anakin felt Torn and Conflicted.
“If you kill him, I’ll give you his purple light saber!” Sidious wailed.
“Dude!” Anakin sliced Windu to bits and tossed his carcass out the window.
“Ha ha, now you’re part of the Dark Side!” Sidious cackled, and did a little happy dance around the room.
“Damn,” Anakin muttered, “My mother always said that my downfall would be my love of purple.”
XDD
http://www.livejournal.com/users/chzbrgr_of_doom/129710.html
