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Red-neck Masterpiece theater presents :P
After a long string of conversation that started with a call-in order for two medium pizzas (one Supreme and one Meat Lover's, actually) under the last name of 'Cox', we couldn't help but get into a downwards spiral.
Ashley -- You know, now that I think about it... that order you took? You wrote down 'Harrell' but the lady said it was 'Parham'. The two of those names combined create 'Harem' and 'Harem' follows 'Cox' X3
Richard -- You were thinking about that the entire time she was in here, weren't you?
Ashley -- ...yeah, I couldn't meet the poor woman's eyes. Then again, I'm always smiling, so how could anyone tell?
Richard -- True.
Richard -- :::Shakes her hand::: Heh. :::Smirks::: Congradulations. You just beat Dick.
Ashley -- :::Smirks back::: Was it as good for you as it was for me?
Richard -- .... --; Damn you, woman, must you always have the last word?
Ashley -- Pretty much, yeah ^^;
Here again, more perverted intellectual banter :P
Mental-bation, as he and I now call it ^_~
Oy...
The stellie does not feel well. *thud*
After a long string of conversation that started with a call-in order for two medium pizzas (one Supreme and one Meat Lover's, actually) under the last name of 'Cox', we couldn't help but get into a downwards spiral.
Ashley -- You know, now that I think about it... that order you took? You wrote down 'Harrell' but the lady said it was 'Parham'. The two of those names combined create 'Harem' and 'Harem' follows 'Cox' X3
Richard -- You were thinking about that the entire time she was in here, weren't you?
Ashley -- ...yeah, I couldn't meet the poor woman's eyes. Then again, I'm always smiling, so how could anyone tell?
Richard -- True.
Richard -- :::Shakes her hand::: Heh. :::Smirks::: Congradulations. You just beat Dick.
Ashley -- :::Smirks back::: Was it as good for you as it was for me?
Richard -- .... --; Damn you, woman, must you always have the last word?
Ashley -- Pretty much, yeah ^^;
Here again, more perverted intellectual banter :P
Mental-bation, as he and I now call it ^_~
Oy...
The stellie does not feel well. *thud*
