Because I can...

[stellie]

If you call me ______, then you are _____.

If you call me Ashley, then you are someone from school, a close friend, relative or a kitta.

If you call me Stella, then you are someone I roleplay with, someone from school that picked up the name from my drawings or one of three teachers :D

If you call me Stellie, then you are someone from paintchat or someone from LJ ^^

If you call me Ashee, then you are gigs_83! :D

If you call me Buttercup, then you are someone from my 9th grade geometry class XD >>; that, or you're the guy that was technically a 'boyfriend' at that time...

If you call me Blue-Dot, then you are one of a few people from highschool :D

If you call me Hey girl!, then you are Dontai High :P

If you call me insane, then you are correct! XDDD

If you call me Morgaine or La'Wran, then you are not talking to me, but to two of my alter-egos and you're probably antiwesley X3

If you call me eccentricone, then you are from deviantArt.

If you call me Tweety Bird or Naomie, then you are someone that I worked with at the livestock market.

If you call me Ash, then you are my mum when she's talking with me on any given day...

If you call me Ashley Elizabeth, then you are mum when she's angry. If not, you have a death wish.

If you call me Ashley E."ccentric" Wilson, then you are only reading my name on my arts...

If you call me Tall Girl, then you are Cleveland, a guy that frequents the store I work at.

If you call me beautiful, then you are obviously blind.

If you call me on the phone and don't leave a message, then you are a telemarketer and I'm not picking up! XDDD