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[stellie]

Richard -- I'm so proud of you. You realise that your IQ has fallen so much over the past few months?
Ashley -- Yeah, I know. Its due to the fact that I don't have enough intellectual stimulation here at work.
Richard -- ........ did you just say 'stimulation'? What do they do, give it to you through the ears?
Ashley -- >>; I have virgin ears, thankyouverymuch.
Richard -- I know a few girls at school who don't...

-- intermission --
(heh, by this time there was a lady [can't really call her a lady, she's about my age and had a little girl at her side that was making some noise. Lady told her to be quiet, and she didn't... so the lady slapped her])
-- /intermission --

Ashley -- ::to Richard:: That woman shouldn't be allowed to have children.
Richard -- Why, what'd she do?
Ashley -- Slapped that little girl because she wouldn't be quiet... she was only being a kid.
Richard -- ::Quietly:: You know... the world will be worse without you having children...
Ashley -- oO;;; What?!
Richard -- Yeah. They'd be good, like you. ::Smirks:: And we can't forget all of the mental stimulation they'd be able to give X)
Ashley -- Oy --;