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Red-neck Masterpiece theater presents :P

After a long string of conversation that started with a call-in order for two medium pizzas (one Supreme and one Meat Lover's, actually) under the last name of 'Cox', we couldn't help but get into a downwards spiral.

Ashley -- You know, now that I think about it... that order you took? You wrote down 'Harrell' but the lady said it was 'Parham'. The two of those names combined create 'Harem' and 'Harem' follows 'Cox' X3
Richard -- You were thinking about that the entire time she was in here, weren't you?
Ashley -- ...yeah, I couldn't meet the poor woman's eyes. Then again, I'm always smiling, so how could anyone tell?
Richard -- True.

Richard -- :::Shakes her hand::: Heh. :::Smirks::: Congradulations. You just beat Dick.
Ashley -- :::Smirks back::: Was it as good for you as it was for me?
Richard -- .... --; Damn you, woman, must you always have the last word?
Ashley -- Pretty much, yeah ^^;

Here again, more perverted intellectual banter :P
Mental-bation, as he and I now call it ^_~

Oy...

The stellie does not feel well. *thud*

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Richard -- I'm so proud of you. You realise that your IQ has fallen so much over the past few months?
Ashley -- Yeah, I know. Its due to the fact that I don't have enough intellectual stimulation here at work.
Richard -- ........ did you just say 'stimulation'? What do they do, give it to you through the ears?
Ashley -- >>; I have virgin ears, thankyouverymuch.
Richard -- I know a few girls at school who don't...

-- intermission --
(heh, by this time there was a lady [can't really call her a lady, she's about my age and had a little girl at her side that was making some noise. Lady told her to be quiet, and she didn't... so the lady slapped her])
-- /intermission --

Ashley -- ::to Richard:: That woman shouldn't be allowed to have children.
Richard -- Why, what'd she do?
Ashley -- Slapped that little girl because she wouldn't be quiet... she was only being a kid.
Richard -- ::Quietly:: You know... the world will be worse without you having children...
Ashley -- oO;;; What?!
Richard -- Yeah. They'd be good, like you. ::Smirks:: And we can't forget all of the mental stimulation they'd be able to give X)
Ashley -- Oy --;

merf

I'm going to check my email and then go take a nap --;

It feels so nice outside...

mreh

...checking the email was not a good thing, really.
...Tricia's moving by the end of the month and is selling off some of her horses. Mainly Sonny, that gorgeous arab/standardbred. She wants $1,25o for him and she's planning on having him gelded in two weeks. Mreh. I want him intact if I get him :P

So, yeah. Waiting on a reply from her, now, and then waiting to see what mum thinks.

...I already know she wants more horses, that's not the issue. Its the money issue that's going to bother her, I know it.

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Fuzzeh Babaa

Mreh. Head hurts. So do my eyes. --;; mreh~